Different people like and prefer different porn movies, and certainly, some preferences may seem weird to other people. However, sometimes the directors of porn movies shoot videos that surpass just any healthy and unhealthy definition of weird. Trashy movies still go their own way, though. We are talking about inoffensive, harmless, but still incredibly weird porn videos ever shot.

Edward Penis Hands

This is a parody of the movie Edward Scissor Hands. In this video, the main character, how one can guess from the name of it, has penises instead of his hands. Despite the fact that the movie offers a lot of weird scenes, one of the weirdest is when the main character tries to eat spaghetti with his penis hands.

The Pterodactyl Porn, or “Attack of the Flying Lizards”

This is one of the weirdest porn videos ever made. In this videos, several men dressed as huge ugly pink-gray Pterodactyls, have sex with a blond girl in the woods. Why would anyone ever make such a video, and where did they get those amazingly realistic costumes of huge Pterodactyls, we are only left to guess.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Tyrannosaurus Sex is a digitally created video where the main idea is that a human male fucks a Tyrannosaurus, we’re not sure if the creature is male or female.

Guy Fucks a Woman With His Head

There is an old video that is basically digitally edited to make it happen, but it still is weird and impressive. It starts with a woman fingering herself, then a guy walks into the room and joins the woman. He starts fingering her, then puts a whole fist inside, then an arm, and then starts fucking her with his head, literally. Obviously, there is post-production and editing, but who would even watch this video for arousal?

Spider Tits

There is a video with a huge spider with breasts. Considering that the spider has many legs, there are numerous vaginas between each pair of legs. And a lot of breasts of course, very convenient. Perhaps this could have been a good option for military servicemen who have no time and have to manage in large groups.

Spongebob Porn Parody

This parody features a man in the Spongebob Squarepants costume who has oral sex with “Sandy” and they are hoping to conceive a Spongebob baby this way. This is rather hilarious even to read about, let alone see it as a video. But one can try to find and watch it. Perhaps Spongebob is somebody’s secret sex-symbol and the object of desires. Who knows.

Alf Porn

This porn movie features the famous and beloved fiction character Alf, the alien who was so popular with children and teens in the 1980s series.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves Cartoon

This is an old 5 minutes cartoon about Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. The story is a bit shorter than the original one, but the main aspects of the plot are preserved. All magic and all interactions are generally described in the sexual terms, and the Snow White spends all the time naked in the cartoon. Dwarves are really cute. Don’t forget that the cartoon is old and therefore the quality of it is pretty low. The cartoon has no dialogues as such, just sounds that mimic speech.

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